Black Cat Song

It's a black cat kind of night

Her leather pants zipped so tight

She gave me the eye

And fondled my tie

And ask if I wanted a bite

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Now Lucinda has long red hair

And Natasha has legs up to there

Clair has green eyes

That can hypnotize

And Jennifer is blond and fair

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Gonna strut my stuff down the alley

Wave to Officer O'Malley

Hand out big tips

Kiss her soft lips

Add one more babe to my tally

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Christy has black velvet garters

Candy wears corsets for starters

Jill likes high heels

That give leg guys thrills

For them I'd be a willing martyr

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How could a guy ever choose

Between pizza or cheesecake or booze

I'll take one of each

In pepperoni and cherry and peach

And then I'll take a long snooze.